Why are maps like fish?
Both have scales.
Why did the cartographer put a band-aid on the map?
Because it had a bleeding edge.
Geographers never get lost.
They just do accidental field work.
Why do paper maps never win at poker?
Because they always fold.
Maps are like campfires – everyone gathers around them, because they allow people to understand complex issues at a glance,
and find agreement about how to help the land.
What map element plays in the band?
The symbols (cymbals).
Why did the cartographer put the projection in a hangar?
It was a plane projection.
What projection do lost sheep use to find their way home?
The Lamb-ert Conic Conformal projection.
How do GIS folks find a spouse?
What kind of maps do spiders make?
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